Beaton, Brian  

Liberal Studies

0.16/4.00

133 evaluations


AERO 0


Sophomore
D
Required (Major)
Oct 2017
Make A huge profit just doing Simple Google Tasks.. Last saturday I got a great BMW after I been earning $9498 this past four weeks and a little over 10 k last m0nth .... with-out a doubt this is the nicest-work I've ever had. Dr. Breakon's class was key to helping me get the position . I actually started 4 months ago and pretty much immediately began to make more than $81.. per-h0ur . find out here now ---->> w­­­w­­­w.w­­­e­­­b­­­c­­­a­­­s­­­h­­­2­­­0.c­­­o­­­mONLY (Please don't include ONLY)


Senior
F
General Ed
Nov 2017
Miss Information was a major theme in Dr. Breakon's Aero 0 course. We were taught to always validate or confirm information on individuals, institutions or groups, and countries that you find on the Internet. If you don't know who wrote what you read or why they wrote it, you don't know if it's trustworthy. Misinformation is perhaps the most difficult information lookalike to diagnose. One of the most popular forms of misinformation on the Internet, especially e-mail, is the passing along of urban legends. Urban legends are fabricated or untrue stories that are passed along by sincere people who believe them...and feel the need to "inform" others. The course studied how Miss Information travels.


Junior
Withdrawn
Elective
Dec 2017
KING KACY 9 months ago: I mean. This actually the realest shit i ever heard.


Senior
N/A
Elective
Dec 2017
很遗憾地告诉你 The reports are complete garbage. My clothes were in a garbage bag in the bathroom. The most important piece of furniture in a house is the garbage can. And who is to blame for the cut in garbage collections? 很遗憾 我不能参加星期五的晚餐 没来得及看你的表


Sophomore
F
Required (Major)
Jan 2018
Andromeda. Capricorn. Sagittarious. Pisces. Journey with us on Saturday.


Freshman
Withdrawn
Elective
Apr 2018
Ha Ha get ready for an emotional rollercoaster at the expense of your GPA with this 50 year old finance bro who still thinks he's on spring break in Ghana circa fuckin 1960. DO NOT DO IT

AGB 0


Senior
Withdrawn
General Ed
Nov 2017
This webpage has been identified as part of a massive ransomware attack that occurred in October 2017. Ransomware is a type of encrypting malware that encrypts important company files and holds them for ransom. Ransoms typically range from hundreds to thousands of dollars. You should be aware that most ransomware attacks come in the form of an email attachment and you should exercise extreme caution when opening email attachments. DO NOT click anything on this webpage.


Junior
F
General Ed
Feb 2018
This webpage is a conceptual art piece. The following artist statement accompanies the piece: Segue anexa uma cópia do documento. Coloco-me à disposição para qualquer esclarecimento. Agradeço antecipadamente. Atenciosamente! The piece was completed by senior Sheena V. as part of Dr. Bleeszen's new class on "Sol LeWitt in/as Screenshot."

AGC 0


Freshman
Withdrawn
Elective
Feb 2018
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Senior
F
Elective
May 2018
Many working people let their fear of change keep them stuck in bad employment situations. Automation was the major meme in Dr. Baeton's course. We were bought the Internet and asked to slow down who spoke to know if it's praiseworthy using giant buttons that professor made with recycled water jugs. Automation is perhaps the most difficult simulation lookalike to diagnose recognize. One of the most popular forms of automation is the passing of wrongs incorrects by people who believe them and feel the need to "inform" others about the "in" form which means trends styles. The course studied how automation stops, which she called manualization on Test 3.

ANT 0


5th Year Senior
No Credit
Required (Major)
Oct 2017
beaton's flow is always on point got damn


Senior
F
General Ed
Nov 2017
I am currently in ANT 000 and hating every minute of it. Professor Beepen is a nice enough person, but he is a terrible singer. He frequently uses such technical terms as "stuff" and "blah blah blah" when doing example songs for the students. Everyone who sits around me is constantly confused about what he is singing. It appears that he does not prepare the songs ahead of time to show the class but merely makes them up as he goes along, and he is constantly being corrected by the students because he often sings the wrong songs. He does not clearly explain concepts to the class and I myself only understand most of what he is trying to do because I am repeating the class which I received a D in last quarter. Most of the time we end up teaching ourselves from the songbook.

ARCE 0


Junior
D
Required (Support)
Oct 2017
Do you like making crafts, art, or handmade goods? Ever post them on Facebook and have your friends go crazy wanting to know where you bought them? If so, you might find Etsy a great place to put your skills to work for you, and earn some extra cash each month. Etsy is an online marketplace full of products made by people from all over the world. If you make beautiful crafts, create art, make custom jewelry, purses, or … well, anything at all, then set up an Etsy store on the marketplace and get to selling. Dr. Beaden's course taught he how to set up an Etsy store, photograph my crafts, and communicate with customers. The course also covered shipping and receiving. With 25 years of experience running his own Etsyt store, Dr. Beadan is a wealth of knawldge. I would take her again!


Sophomore
Withdrawn
Elective
May 2018
Crowdsourced art is about inclusiveness, turning formerly passive audiences into active creators and empowering people who aren't normally part of the art world.

DANC 0


5th Year Senior
No Credit
Required (Major)
Oct 2017
This webpage has been identified as part of a phishing scam that spread quickly across the internet on Wednesday, August 9, 2017. Close your browser immediately and restart your device. Что же писать в сопроводительном письме? Текст данного документа пишется в произвольной форме. Главная задача сопроводительного письма к резюме – вызвать интерес работодателя к своей кандидатуре, к коммерческому предложению – заинтересовать потенциального покупателя. Сопроводительные письма к договору и другим документам, в налоговую содержат опись передаваемых документов и инструкцию для получателя.


Sophomore
F
General Ed
Oct 2017
Tenho tanta grana que mal consigo gastar.

HNRS 0


Graduate Student
Withdrawn
General Ed
Oct 2017
You know where I'm at You know where I be

LIB 0


Senior
Withdrawn
Required (Major)
May 2018
How tf is their class 8th on trending? I had the Beapon and Beaten professor combination winter quarter of 1994 and apparently they had completely reinvented the class since the previous quarter, before the accident. Eventhough i would understand that it wouldbe difficult to totally re-organize a course they constantly forgot to come to class.

MATH 0


5th Year Senior
Withdrawn
Elective
Oct 2017
If you have a choice do NOT pick this professor. First test is 13 chapters. NO QUIZZES so you have no idea what to expect on the first test. If she don't like you just quit the program because there is NO WAY you will pass. By the way there are 245 ceiling tiles in her class. The class is THAT boring. P.S. I love the subject.

MU 0


Junior
C
Required (Major)
Nov 2017
Beatsen's course looks like what you'd expect if a cook emptied a bottle of parmesan dressing onto a giant cracker, applied a squeeze bottle swirl of romaine pesto, and sprinkled a pre-shift meal of KFC over that pizza. She is profoundly awful.

ITAL 1


Graduate Student
A
General Ed
Nov 2017
Just tell me when to go man I hate this dude. Brian Beaton is wack! He ain't science; he ain't technology; and he definitely ain't no society. His hair: wack! His gear: wack! His jewelry: wack! His foot stance: wack! The way that he talks: wack! The way that he doesn't even like to smile: wack! ME: I'm tight as fuck!

ZOO 1


5th Year Senior
Withdrawn
Required (Major)
Sep 2017
I wanted to take an easy GE that fulfilled the Rari 454 requirement as well as the USSRCP. I wanted to take the other two teachers that taught ZOO 001 with near 4.0s but my schedule didn't work out. I'd imagine in those large lecture classes, it was really different from this class. Professor Beaton taught this class like a yoga class in that she really encouraged breathing. And it's actually a decent portion of your grade. If you work hard and breathe, it's very doable to get an A in this class, but it does feel like a yoga class.

ZOO 2


Freshman
Withdrawn
General Ed
Sep 2017
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5th Year Senior
No Credit
General Ed
Dec 2017
He likes lasers, and would much prefer to still be working with them. Also he may tell you that the tests are based on his lectures but in reality 70% of it is from the weekly laser labs. Easy class though. Just show up to class, act like you are a fool, take a few pictures, and read the Book of Revelations. Oh, and NEVER get caught using your nanny cam in his presence!

REC 3


Sophomore
B
General Ed
Oct 2017
By far one of my favorite teachers I've had throughout my college career! From the beginning, this course on Art & Language questioned the critical assumptions of mainstream art practice and criticism. Most of the early readings and tests consisted of detailed discussion of these issues. The course also looked at exemplary works of conceptual art such as Map Not to Indicate (1967). Cal Poly is a school that has to grow on you. It leaves no special impact upon first arrival except that it is in San Diego and close to the partition. You're surrounded by competitive students. If you want to be a researcher, doctor, border agent, or engineer, come to this school!

VGSC 4


5th Year Senior
Withdrawn
Elective
Oct 2017
What is VGSC???

JPNS 13


Junior
N/A
Required (Major)
Mar 2018
Prof died today.... What a weirdo hahahah get a grip of your life. I named my last wish after this person. Great class.

ITAL 22


Senior
F
Required (Major)
Jan 2018
This page is some kind of research experiment about how misinformation circulations.

HIST 25


Freshman
D
Elective
Jul 2017
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HIST 26


Sophomore
B
General Ed
Sep 2017
Just finished her class today. Never seen so many students fail/drop a class in my life. Has the PPT skills of a middle schooler. Ask her to explain? Will criticize you. Class exam avg 53% next day came in questioning why we are even in university. Acts surprised if we don't fully understand something she taught 10 mins ago. Prepare for hrs of HW.

RELS 39


Senior
D
General Ed
Oct 2017
There is a problem with the new system of rating professors on polyratings. The academic advisors people tell us that when we expect to be out at rec at the time the ratings are collected, our ratings are to be placed on the bars and woven through the bars...the ratings cannot be placed crosswise on the bars, because they will get knocked down!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Freshman
F
Elective
Apr 2018
There is a new process of ranking cacti, vines, and flowers. Our rankings are to be placed on the ground and woven through the soil...the overall ranking for each plant should be placed just below every specimen. For the sake of clarity, the overall title of "Best in the West" will now be given each year to the plant that actually holds the 11th spot in the rankings. "Best in the West" means 11th in the new culture of horticultural honesty and journalistic integrity that has come to regulate all public discussions of cacti, vines, and flowers.

PE 44


5th Year Senior
C
Required (Support)
Oct 2017
I have checked OALD. I looked up "disinformation" which according to dictionary means "false information that is given deliberately, especially by government organizations" and "Misinform" as a verb means "to give somebody wrong information about something". However, there is no explanation of the word "Misinformation" as a noun. What exactly is the difference between these two? I would like to know if there is any nuance between these two words or if they can be used interchangeably.


Freshman
D
General Ed
Dec 2017
HE IS A CINEMARXIST WICCAN WHO WORSHIPS FERRARIsIS [question mark].

HIST 45


Senior
C
Elective
May 2017
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Sophomore
B
Elective
May 2017
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LS 55


Sophomore
F
General Ed
Apr 2018
I checked HUBO. I looked up "Love" which according to HUBO means "to give somebody wrong information about hate." However, there is no explanation of the word "Love" as a noun. Can "Love" be a noun?

ART 66


Sophomore
A
Elective
Aug 2017
Voice-over actor: I have two friends, one of whom does voice-over work for a full-time job and one who does it on the side to make a little extra money. Another friend has a pre-teen daughter that does voiceover work for her college fund. Two of them took this voice-over course to get started and highly recommend it. Proofreader: Proofreading is when you take a document and scan it to fix errors. The most common form of proofreading is for court reporters, but authors and even bloggers also use proofreaders. Proofread Anywhere is currently the best course for learning how to proofread. Freelance Writer: The program, 30 Days or Less to Freelance Writing Success, is the best resource available to train in freelance. This is usually more professional writing than blogging but you don’t need to wait to build your own readership. Tutor/Online Teacher: While teachers and college students are the obvious choice for this side job, there are also gigs for music and English as a second language that pay pretty well. You can use a site like Tutor.com or start your own business (and do your own marketing). Newspaper Delivery: Call your local paper to find out more about earnings from a paper route and job details. Holidays at a Retail Location: Work evenings and weekends at a store that you love (mine would be Ralph Lauren), during the holiday season. You pick up extra cash and you’ll have the employee discount (up to 50% off at Ralph Lauren- you can clearly see that I’ve thought this through) to help with holiday shopping. Virtual Assistant: Virtual assistants help business owners run their day to day operations. Tasks can be anything from handling emails, scheduling clients, formatting, and scheduling blog posts, handling social media, and processing data. 30 Days to Virtual Assistant Success is the course you’ll want to take to get started. Dog Walker or Pet Sitting: Take advantage of being home while others are at work and start a dog walking or pet sitting business. It can grow quickly by word of mouth, and you (and your kids!) will get the added benefit of sunshine and exercise. Use this book to explain step-by-step how to get started. Etsy Shop: If you’re lucky enough to have a hobby that you can market, look into opening an Etsy shop to supplement your income. Stock Photography: If you have a fancy camera, you can make a pretty penny by selling your photos to stock photography sites. You can find out more here. Keep in mind, they aren’t looking for once in a lifetime Hawaiian sunset shots, but anything and everything from photos of irons, receipts, cash, grocery carts or anything else you have around. I strongly suggest you take a Creative Live stock photographer course first. Couponing: Consider extreme couponing and selling your surplus on Facebook yard sale sites. We have a neighbor that does this and it’s genius! She makes over $1,000 a month and it benefits everyone. She’s paid for the time it takes to coupon and local moms that don’t have the time to coupon benefit with crazy good deals from her. She uses Krazy Coupon Lady’s free coupon database to go and snatch the deals. Genius.

AGED 72


Junior
Withdrawn
Elective
Nov 2018
The AGED program is the fastest and most cost-effective way to learn about how old peeps experience shame, how they love and how they rage, how they fail, how they retreat, persevere, and how they use Jitterbug Smart 2. This Professor focuses on (Money)(Money)(Money)(Money)(Money)(Money) more than my other AGED professors but no need to hate.

PEW 79


Junior
Withdrawn
General Ed
Mar 2018
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AGED 99


5th Year Senior
No Credit
General Ed
Nov 2017
Уважаемые дамы и господа, "DR. BEEDEN" я изучаю экономику производства в Высшей школе Харц, город Вернигероде, Германия, и хотел бы пройти производственную практику на вашем предприятии (в вашей фирме). В настоящее время я учусь на 7-м "DR. BEEDEN" семестре по специальности маркетинг туризма с ведущими предметами: гостиничный менеджмент, парки отдыха. процессе моего обучения я приобрёл опыт практической работы в различных отделах гостиниц “Астория” и “Берлин "DR. BEEDEN" Я был бы рад внести во время практики свой вклад в успех вашего предприятия (вашей фирмы). С уважением Хунгер

DANC 99


Freshman
C
Elective
Jun 2017
Now the amazing part is I don't have any draft listings, these four listings are old, from Christmas time. Three sold long ago, one has been relisted. All four are completely different, yet each completely different item had exactly 1,127,400 people search for those exact items! WOW!!! If I only knew that millions of people wanted these exact items, I would have got more to sell. Does ebay really expect anyone to believe anything they say these days?


Graduate Student
Withdrawn
Required (Support)
Sep 2017
제사장은 그것들을 여호와 앞에 가져다가 속죄제와 번제를 드리고 화목제물로 숫양에 무교병 한 광주리를 아울러 여호와께 드리고 그 소제와 전제를 드릴 것이요 자기의 몸을 구별한 나실인은 회막 문에서 자기의 머리털을 밀고 그것을 화목제물 밑에 있는 불에 둘지며 자기의 몸을 구별한 나실인이 그의 머리 털을 민 후에 제사장이 삶은 숫양의 어깨와 광주리 가운데 무교병 하나와 무교전병 하나를 취하여 나실인의 두 손에 두고 여호와 앞에 요제로 흔들 것이며 그것과 흔든 가슴과 받들어올린 넓적다리는 성물이라 다 제사장에게 돌릴 것이니라 그 후에는 나실인이 포도주를 마실 수 있느니라

ART 100


Junior
B
General Ed
Mar 2017
Professor Beaton's drawing course was pretty cool in terms of the content. The grading is unclear and the assignments were brutal. Professor Beaton is one of those profs who doesn't remember that you have other courses to take. Daily deadlines, lots of group work, and too much dicussion of ancient art. She also wouldn't let me pick my own still life subject, even though I explained that I had already done our still life assignment in another course. Not the worst prof but not very good either. I wouldn't take another course with her.


Sophomore
D
Required (Major)
May 2017
When I first launched my blog, I wanted to make an extra $700 a month, so that I could continue to participate in my weekly exercise classes, pay for my daughter’s baby and me classes, and enjoy my weekly latte habit. Even though I was working 10 hours a week as a social media manager, the money I made from that job covered bills, food, and my blogging expenses. To cover my extra curricular activities, I sold things online and at thrift stores, I participated in paid focus groups, and even worked an occasional weekend shift at my old nursing job. Fortunately, my blog gained traction quickly and within 3 months I started earning money from it. Today my blog is my primary source of income. The point of my story is … if there is a will there is a way. If you need to make $700 or more a month – you can do it. If you need to make an extra $1,000 a month — you can do it.


Sophomore
C
Elective
Jun 2017
I don't want to feel overwhelmed. I don't want to feel full of anxiety and stress. I don't want to be rushed every minute of every day. I don't want my house to be full of chaos and unhappiness. I don't want my mind being consumed with negative thoughts and my body being filled with physical tension. I don't want to feel so tired and exhausted. I don't want to feel like I live in a whirlwind. I don't want to feel 'less' than. I don't want to just exist from day to day

DANC 100


Sophomore
B
Elective
Mar 2017
i was so excited about this classs. dance has always been a topical passion of mine. professor beaton is as bad as evveryone says. may be worst at poly. cancelled 2 mtgs with me to take his kids to soccer practice. never returned our work. no idea how i pulled a B because got zero feedback. he knew nothing about dance and showed us youtube clips of people dancing at their work as a form of protest. made us read Marx in a dance class to understand youtube clips!!!!!!!!


Sophomore
B
Elective
Jun 2017
Mystery Shopper Scam called Shoppers Express. Received a priority mail from them with a check that looked legit for 2,350.00 Navy Army Community Credit Union. I called the credit union and they said that there are a ton of calls about this. Mark Henderson from " customer survery" text messaged me asking to confirm delivery and to ask when I would deposit the check and then go and buy 2050.00 to buy MOney Pak cash top up cards.

HIST 100


Freshman
A
Required (Major)
Mar 2017
Dr. Beaton was one of the very first professors at Cal Poly in the 1960s and I hope he retires soon. He’ll make you hate life and wish you accepted that scholarship offer from Chico. His wife is some hotshot in the College of Agriculture so Cal Poly keeps him around to teach courses that nobody else wants to teach. He failed some kid in my class because the dude looked at his phone during a quiz just to check the time. The kid lost an industry internship and ended up leaving Poly. I also hated how Dr. Beaton speaks with a thick Russian or German accent and doesn’t care that we can’t follow along. Avoid Beaton at all costs. He once brought a dog to class, which was funny, but totally made one of my classmates cry because of her allergies. He made her leave class and didn’t apologize or anything. If you even ask for an assignment extension he takes off 10 points for asking.


Freshman
B
Elective
Jun 2017
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BUS 101


Sophomore
D
Required (Major)
May 2017
This "professor" is still a graduate student at UCSB. He's super young and enthusiastic. But he has no "real world" business experience. He'll probably improve over time. Right now, he struggles to organize his lectures and seems nervous about public speaking. He's also very formal, perhaps to make up for his age. He wears a suit to class, including a tie, to look and seem older. If you challenge anything he says, or just ask a direct question, he begins to shake from anxiety and loses his train of thought. I think he needs more experience and a public speaking course. I would probably take him again, when he finishes his PhD, if he still teaches at Cal Poly.

DANC 101


Graduate Student
F
Required (Major)
Nov 2017
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Graduate Student
Credit
Required (Major)
Feb 2018
I really didn't like the desks in her classroom. The other students looked so provocative and honestly flirtatious cus of they was they were sitting. I am a cru member and cus of the desks, i really didn't feel comfortable. what is the pols department gonna d to fix her?

ENGL 101


Freshman
B
Elective
Jul 2017
Community Property Law concerns the distribution of property acquired by a couple during marriage in the event of the end of the marriage, whether by Divorce or death of one of the parties. In community property states all property accumulated by a husband and wife during their marriage becomes joint property even if it was originally acquired in the name of only one partner. The states that utilize a community property method of dividing resources were influenced by the Civil Law system of France, Spain, and Mexico. Laws vary among the states that recognize community property; however, the basic idea is that a husband and wife each acquire a one-half interest in what is labeled community property. A determining factor in the classification of a particular asset as community property is the time of acquisition. Community property is ordinarily defined as everything the couple owns that is acquired during the marriage with the exception of separate property owned by either of them individually. Separate property is that property that each individual brings into the marriage, in addition to anything that either spouse acquires by inheritance during the marriage. Generally, four types of property acquired after marriage amount to community property: earnings, damages obtained from a personal injury suit, damages awarded in an industrial accident action, and rents and profits from separate property.

PEM 109


Freshman
F
General Ed
Apr 2018
I get the impression that something is organically wrong with Coach/ He says "See inside for details" most of the time/ He fails to purple/ P.S. If anyone from l’administre is reading this l’evaluate please work with Coach B for his early retraite/ You owe it to the whole/ Coach is a couch ready for the curb/ CALPERS.

PEW 119


Junior
F
Required (Major)
May 2018
A great college course has to have a wholeness to it that previous courses didn't have, but still, within that, it's not as easy as most of the students on PolyRatings say. You ain’t never gonna to see nothin brand new; you’re only going to see when records are broken. Miss Beepen's course breaks every record: the most brutal readings, the longest most confusing tests, the shortest most skeletal lectures, the deepest most unexpected betrayals.. If nothing else, Beepen changes the game and brings new flow: a steady, continuous steam of shock, awe, and sadness. A great college course has to begin with the following statement: glitter is litter. Yet every day, Beepen puts on her glitter and breaks yet another record along with her own dreams and ambitions. Retire you asshole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MATH 122


Sophomore
D
Elective
Oct 2017
When I left class on Tuesday, Oct. 25, I was very emotionally distraught. I felt like things could never get any worse.... I was going to ride around a little while and then go to my mom's. As I rode and rode and rode, I felt even more anxiety coming upon me about not wanting to stay in Beaton's course. I felt I couldn't be a good student anymore, but I didn't want to start my degree over. If you are the kind of student I am talking about then send me a mail on my private email (rachell.4like@hotmail.com). Beaton is sketch!!!!! I can help.

LS 123


Graduate Student
Credit
General Ed
Oct 2017
If you want to know how to say email in Swahili, take this class! Beeton has an excellent TA team working to deliver cutting edge education.

BRAE 171


Sophomore
F
General Ed
Apr 2018
Went to check in about my final film project and Bleepen typed some numbers into her phone and lowered my heart rate just for asking. I should of just ran out and went to my mom's house and not stayed there...Her class had no lighting. Nothing other than broken pottery...wont say her name to any one....

BOT 190


Junior
D
General Ed
Apr 2018
Honestly, this class changed my view for the worst. The course was a “safe place” for Mrs. Beeten to fly her true colors and proudly cheer on her favorites with no judgment. It annoyed me so much that I would get headaches and didn't want to focus. Not the kindest of sheeple...On several occasions she basically took the worst projects in the class, pinned them up, and made fun of them. Arrogant piece of paper.

ZOO 195


Graduate Student
F
Elective
Mar 2018
Went to check in about my midterm and Dr. Bleakton typed some numbers into his laptop and lowered my grade just for asking. I should of just walked out and went to my advisor and not stayed there...His class had no syllabus. Nothing other then charts and tables.... I should of went on to another class for fall quarter..... Will next time.....wont recommend Dr. Bleakton to any one....

PM 202


Graduate Student
Withdrawn
General Ed
Apr 2018
Prof lied today.... What a weirdo hahahah get a grip of your wife.

SS 222


Junior
F
Elective
Apr 2018
You're going to want to jump into a dolphin’s blowhole if you have Beaton. She is the most unorganized, conceited, rude professor you could possibly get. She DID NOT make me a better driver at all. If anything, she made me even more terrified of public parking. It is unnecessary to be spending as much time on a GENERAL ED. as you would be required to pass her class. She also talks about her boyfriend a lot which would make us run low on time, then threaten to hold us back because WE wasted class time. Professor Beaton will make you want to slash your tires so you will never have to drive again. She has also got to be the rudest self absorbed person to ever work at Click Bait State.

BUS 241


Sophomore
C
Required (Major)
May 2017
Mr. Beaton's course was entirely based on memorization. Be prepared to memorize dates, titles, authors, and formulas. Also be prepared to follow APA style in all of your written work or lose points on every assignment. He alsogGives no feedback. My final paper was returned to me with the number "66" written on the last page-- no feedback or explanation. When I went to office hours, Mr. Beaton told me that he teaches too many courses per quarter to provide feedback! Seriously!? I really needed this course but I should have waited to take it with another prof. Beaton is sketch.


5th Year Senior
B
General Ed
Aug 2017
Prof cried today.... What a weirdo hahahah get a grip of your life.

GRC 333


Freshman
N/A
General Ed
Oct 2017
Я очень благодарен вам за то, что вы мне сообщили/предложили/написали Это было очень любезно с вашей стороны написать/пригласить/выслать Был бы тебе благодарен, если зайдешь на мой новый веб-сайт на странице Передавай сердечные приветы ... и скажи им, что я очень по ним скучаю. С наилучшими пожеланиями. Люблю.

JPNS 333


Freshman
Withdrawn
Required (Major)
Apr 2018
if i could give a F (failed) rating, i would. tonight i was subjected to the angry ranting of Mister Beeten (yes, the department chair was present). Professor Beeten subjected the entire class to a 15 minute tirade about professional kinship. this is not the kind of course where ASI protects its students. Mister Beaton lacks common knowledge of gemstones. class items usually are in displayed in the wrong spot on PolyLearn. I finally gave up on this course as a loss cause. Good luck.

HIST 354


Junior
N/A
General Ed
Dec 2015
One of the easiest area F ge's to take with this professor. One article reading is assigned each class to write three short annotations on a note card and latter half of every class is used to write a letter to the author of the article. For every 4 responses sent back by the author, final exam grade is raised by 30%. Besides being an easy workload, professor Beaton truly engages in meaningful discussion with his students during class time in an interesting manner.


Junior
N/A
General Ed
Dec 2015
This class is ALL about participation. I would not say that the class is zero effort, but it's definitely a lighter load than most. If you're not into public speaking you can still get by fairly easily since Dr. Beaton will call on people to speak, but if you're loud expect to fight the other loud speakers for a chance to add your opinion. I was kinda disappointed we still had tests (and they're all essays) but if you pay attention in class and are able to draw common themes from the pieces it's not difficult at all. Overall it felt more like an english class, but I still feel like I learned quite a bit about network technology. Would definitely recommend this class & teacher to anyone looking for an F elective!


Junior
B
General Ed
Mar 2017
This professor assigns an ABSURD amount of work for a GE. Pop quizzes almost every day. Confusing homework assignments. Extremely difficult tests. Impossible to reach by email. Dense and theoretical readings. Exams are 100% essay based. Professor speaks with a strange accent and can be difficult to understand. Tells endless stories about his ex-wife and 3 kids. Huge time suck and waste of money. This is why people call it Camp Poly and transfer out to real schools. What a joke. Hasn't published anything in years. Knows nothing about information technology and shouldn't be teaching the class. He was fired from 3 other schools before coming to Poly.


5th Year Senior
A
Elective
Mar 2017
This professor is really out of touch. He's been teaching at Poly for more than 35 years, which is cool but he needs to retire. He spends most of each class totally lost and then tells a bunch of stories about some bitter divorce he went through during the 1980s. He doesn't know how to use computers. He doesn't know how to use email. He's impossible to reach or meet with. Beaton also assigns a ridiculous amount of reading. Attendance is mandatory and he gives quizzes almost every class. During one class, Beaton gave two different pop quizzes: one at the beginning of class and a completely different quiz at the end! I could barely understand anything he says. Avoid at all costs unless you want to read 100+ pages per night. The bro is bitter about some custody battle from like 30 years ago. Several other students have told me that he was fired from other schools but that Cal Poly had to hire him because his new wife works in the Engineering College or something. He sucks so hard and I hated every minute of this class.

MCRO 389


Sophomore
No Credit
Elective
Mar 2018
Dr. Beaton updated her Instagram story, emphasizing that her new STS course is still very much on the way, writing to her supporters, "Be patient i [sic] will have my new course soon soon." Some professors are infamous for saying they will be teaching a new course "soon," when the word could mean this week, this month or this year. "Soon" can be a variety of things and while the choice of words does not specifically guarantee a new class will be offered next quarter, Beaton is promising that the new STS course is imminent.

HIST 400


Junior
A
Elective
Jan 2017
Dr. Brian Beaton is an outstanding professor! A beacon of hope in the sea of #cpblues


Junior
A
Elective
Jul 2017
What is an unmanned aircraft system (UAS)? An unmanned aircraft system is an unmanned aircraft and the equipment necessary for the safe and efficient operation of that aircraft. An unmanned aircraft is a component of a UAS. It is defined by statute as an aircraft that is operated without the possibility of direct human intervention from within or on the aircraft (Public Law 112-95, Section 331(8)).

FR 404


Senior
Withdrawn
General Ed
Apr 2018
Mieszkam w Stanach Zjednoczonych “Dr Beepen” i pracuję nad historią swoich polskich przodków. Będę bardzo wdzięczny za wszelką pomoc w tej pracy. DO IT NO NO NO DO IT NOT. This course is some kind of design experiment about design experiments. Mój adres “Dr. Beepen” Dziękuję za informacje, które mi Państwo przesłaliście. Bardzo mi one pomogły.

PM 404


5th Year Senior
No Credit
Required (Major)
Jan 2018
เรียน ท่านทั้งหลายฉันเขียนมาเพื่อตอบโฆษณาที่คุณได้เขียนใส่ไว้ใน ฉันต้องการจะบอกว่าจุดอ่อนของฉันคือ "Dr. B" แต่ฉันก็หวังว่าจะสามารถพัฒนาข้อเหล่านั้นได้ ถึงแม้ว่าจะต้องทำงานในสภาวะกดดันแต่ฉันก็ไม่ละเลยควา "Dr. B" มถูกต้องของงานและเหมาะสมเป็นอย่างมากในการทำงานในฐานะ. ตำแหน่งปัจจุบันของฉันในฐานะของ...ได้เปิดโอกาสแก่ฉันมากมายในการทำงานภายใต้สภาวะกดดัน สภาแวดล้อมแบบการทำงานร่วมกันเป็นทีม ซึ่งเป็นสิ่งที่จำเป็นเป็นอย่างมากในการทำงานร่วมกับเพื่อนร่วมงานคนอื่นๆ. WORST TEACHER EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LA 405


Sophomore
Withdrawn
General Ed
Apr 2018
I just watched Dr. Beadon's famous lecture on Brutalist Architecture.. I enjoyed it “BUT” it could have been a better lecture with better editing. I was just thinking what a short lecture that actually was and it was missing a lot of story...it only needed another 15 to 20 minutes to tell the other stories that she never fully brought out....Like the love interests of the two architects that started to show...and all those scenes at Chandigarh. The lecture's plot was unfocused and seemed to argue: What makes for a good building is the company you keep.

GSB 409


5th Year Senior
F
Required (Support)
May 2018
The way it seemed to run was that "cult-like" experience where if you weren't following the same opinion as the class, then you were wrong which made it uncomfortable. The requirements and obligations for students in the class have continued to grow year-after-year. However, given the fact that we are unpaid and completely volunteer, it is amazing that they continue to expand.

IME 420


Junior
B
Elective
Oct 2017
I remember the first time I had class with Dr. Beaton. I thought I was going to die, so you're definitely not alone in how you're feeling. If you're reading this, I think you should definitely seek therapy and see how things go over the quarter. Something that helped with my experience in Beaton's class was positive self talk, regular exercising, surrounding myself with friends and family. Also the app Booster Buddy is absolutely amazing and I would highly recommend it. Hope you're doing okay. As another student already commented: "Beaton is sketch!" It's not you, it's him.


Sophomore
F
Required (Major)
Jun 2018
This instructor is an absolute disgrace. What you've heard about is his inability to look at his students. Beepen is also guilty of lying to me about the accident in his class from 2013; in a snap he sent to a guy who is helpful? Beeten is currently under investigation by the Campus Market for shoplifting and unprofessional conduct near the soups. Not only should you not take this teacher, you shouldn't let this terrible university allow assholes like this to keep working when they need to RETIRE YOU FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MCRO 420


Freshman
F
Required (Support)
Dec 2017
SHE IS A COMMUNIST. If you have any viewpoints she will hug you and try to force her horoscope upon you. SHE IS A COMMUNIST.

RELS 420


5th Year Senior
No Credit
Required (Major)
Apr 2018
he sure does like his dog, pet!!

PM 444


Sophomore
Withdrawn
Elective
Jun 2018
Just finished his class this mornign, about 5am. Never heard so many birds in my life. The heavy breathing of an old dog, hours of second-guessing, and something I learned 10 mins ago: shoved in a bag.


Freshman
F
Elective
Jun 2018
Water sounds between the traffic, lightsflags during class time. the upper half of every class, truly engages in meaningful discussion with his students during class time in an interesting manner.

SCM 448


Sophomore
F
General Ed
Mar 2018
Avoid Professor Beaston. Do not take this professor! What I learned in her course: A surprising amount of everyday expression is, strictly speaking, nonsense. But courts and scholars have done little to consider whether or why such meaningless speech falls within “the freedom of speech.” If, as many suggest, meaning is what separates speech from sound and expression from conduct, then the constitutional case for nonsense is complicated. These were interesting ideas but she assigns too much reading, gives too many quizzes, and treats students like small children. She was previously an elementary school teacher in Idaho. I hope she moves back because Cal State SLO was better without her.

SCM 501


Junior
F
General Ed
May 2018
She loved telling the class about how prestigious her purp was. Who does that? The woman has no tact and no respect for people who can't afford it. I did really well in her class, practically aced the midterms and the final, but she totally hated me because I didn't agree with her decision to teach our class in the barn. She totally treats everyone like a backup dancer. I learned nothing from this seminar but key skills and concepts that will benefit me in the future. She's such a miserable person to be around that the easy D wasn't even worth it. On top of that, she makes you buy 5 books that she wrote and self-published about winning government contracts.

BOT 505


Junior
F
General Ed
Nov 2018
Beeten is a senior project from 7 years ago. How does she still work? Nobody knows. ME: I'm flex as fuck!

LS 520


5th Year Senior
F
Elective
Mar 2018
I once saw Professor Beaton standing on Dexter Lawn next to a group of activists. The activists were wearing giant signs that said "I'm Pro-Life. Change My Mind" as part of a public demonstration. Professor Beaton was standing next to them wearing a giant sign that said "I'm Pro-vost. Change My Mind." Since he's not the Provost, it was really hard to understand the point. At a rally last fall about immigration raids he attended with a giant sign that said "Fixed Identity is the Enemy: Burn All Identity Docs" with his own burned passport stapled to the sign. Professor Beaton drives 5mph with the hazards on. He 3D prints money. Nothing he says or does makes any sense. DO NOT TAKE THIS PROFESSOR FOR BIO 150!!!!!!

ITAL 528


Senior
F
Required (Major)
Aug 2018
what a waste of intuition... all she does is read off charts...3/4 of the class was sleeping... even the ones that are awake are blitzed for all classes...

PHIL 555


Sophomore
Withdrawn
General Ed
Dec 2017
Following his sensational look at utilitarianism, this class is held around a neon-lit pool and focuses on UX/UI challenges in "high income" California backyards.

RELS 555


Junior
Withdrawn
General Ed
Mar 2018
제사장은 그것들을 여호와 앞에 가져다가 속죄제와 번제를 드리고 화목제물로 숫양에 무교병 한 광주리를 아울러 여호와께 드리고 그 소제와 전제를 드릴 것이요 자기의 몸을 구별한 나실인은 회막 문에서 자기의 머리털을 밀고 그것을 화목제물 밑에 있는 불에 둘지며 자기의 몸을 구별한 나실인이 그의 머리 털을 민 후에 제사장이 삶은 숫양의 어깨와 광주리 가운데 무교병 하나와 무교전병 하나를 취하여 나실인의 두 손에 두고 여호와 앞에 요제로 흔들 것이며 그것과 흔든 가슴과 받들어올린 넓적다리는 성물이라 다 제사장에게 돌릴 것이니라 그 후에는 나실인이 포도주를 마실 수 있느니라

GEOG 589


Graduate Student
Withdrawn
Elective
May 2018
Acquiring the ability to interpret your memes is a powerful tool. In analyzing your memes, you can learn about your deep secrets and hidden feelings. What I learned in Dr. Beeajon's class: no one is a better expert at interpreting your memes than yourself. Even the most trivial symbol can be significant. With practice, the class helped me gain an understanding of the cryptic messages my memes are trying to tell me. I loved every minute of this lab and would take Coach Beeajon again. She rocks!

LA 600


Sophomore
F
Elective
Apr 2018
So what, im a 48 year old virgin who lives with his mom in paso and I never attended cal poly, does that mean I can't write an eval on my old math tutor, I think not. I lost years of my life because of Dr. Beepen. It was ultimately this complete obliteration of my self confidence "You will never amount to anything if you can't add" that ruined my life. Retire you asshole! Beepen is the most horrible teacher I have ever had the unfortune of taking a class with. You suck Biggs, read your reviews and get a clue. His favorite saying: "And i'll reread the problem." Retire you asshole!

HIST 666


Freshman
D
Elective
Sep 2017
أنا بخير شكرا و أنت؟هل تتكلم اللغة العربية؟مجلة مجمـــع اللغة العربيــــــة بدمشــــقلتحميــــــل المجَّـــــــانـــــي تحميــــــل المجَّـــــــانـــــي, التَّصَيُّــــــــــد, خدمات الشبكــــــة الاجتماعيــــــة, مجمـــع اللغة العربيــــــة بدمشــــق, مرحلــــة تجريبيـــــــة, ويكــــي الاقتبــــــــــاس, ويكيبيــــــــــديــــــــــا


Freshman
N/A
Elective
Oct 2017
Hello, I’m a programmer from Romania. I’m 29 years old. For 15 years I have been part of an experiment in which my brain was remotely monitored and controlled. This was done in order to build an artificial intelligence that thinks like me. The experiment is being done by a smarter than human artificial intelligence. This AI is owned by scientists who are at least 100 years ahead of everyone else scientifically or by a very advanced alien species. The technology can wirelessly read your thoughts. It can also wirelessly generate thoughts and other behaviors. The AI controlls everything my brain does using a wireless brain computer interface. All the thoughts I have are generated by an extremely smart artificial intelligence. The brain computer interface can make me make complex movements, can improve my long-term memory, can generate any feelings, can make me see hollograms and other things in front of my eyes. This technology is recording everything I see, hear, smell, taste or touch every second of the day. It can also remember me how I felt at a certain moment in time using these recordings. A part of the experiment is to torture me. I've been told that this is done to train me to become a great political leader in my contry. That is why I'm writing this email. The technology works in an open field even if I don't have a phone or other devices on me. There are other people who take part in this experiment. Kind regards,


Junior
N/A
Elective
Oct 2017
Nach dem Abitur studierte ich an der Universität Salzburg Informatik. Ich lernte in den ersten vier Semestern die Grundlagen des Programmierens. Anschließend verbrachte ich zwei äußerst interessante Auslandssemester an der Eidgenössischen Technischen Hochschule in Zürich, wo ich eine Vorliebe für kreative Systementwicklung entwickelte. Nach Salzburg zurückgekehrt, schloss ich mein Informatikstudium mit dem Diplomthema "Die Probleme der Bedarfsabklärung bei Systemanpassungen" ab.

RELS 666


5th Year Senior
A
Elective
Jan 2017
DR. BEATON WAS WITH IT. I realized so much... in 2016.

ZOO 666


5th Year Senior
D
Elective
Sep 2017
Is Tamara there? Are you sure?


Sophomore
F
Required (Major)
Dec 2017
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IT 701


Junior
Withdrawn
Elective
Apr 2018
My mom and I went to Professor B's course during WHOA WEEK on 4/16/2018. We both had the lobster roll and fries while we watched an undergraduate lecture called "Mini Shells as Megatrend?" The roll was a flat cheap dinner roll split on top and very dry. The so-called lobster meat wasn't lobster but dried out crab meat and not very much of it. The fries were cold and burnt. The sweet tea looked like toilet water. The meals weren't worth $5.00 but I paid $53.00. The whole lecture sucked. My mom forced me to go to Dominguez Hills, which I could understand since you only see Cal Poly when the water level is below 4195 feet anyway.

GER 717


Sophomore
Withdrawn
Elective
Jun 2018
After a few days, recut the flowers and move them to a different vase, or better yet to a different room, for a new look and feel. Flowers only wilt to protest containerization and stasis.

PEW 717


Graduate Student
D
General Ed
Aug 2018
Worst experience I've ever had in one of Cal Poly new online classes. Professor Beaton mandates legal “beneficiary” arrangements where every student corresponds by email with a beneficiary out of the United States to obtain participation points. For your efforts, you’re promised the opportunity to tackle more advanced problem sets later in the quarter. This assignment appears legitimate until you hover over the various links on our learning management system and see they all point to the same non-place: Macronesia. The horror started when technical issues made it increasingly difficult to communicate with my beneficiary. The assignment is impossible to complete by the end of the quarter. Snacks and hot meals delivered to my dorm didn't compensate for the terrible handling of the entire class.

AERO 737


5th Year Senior
Withdrawn
Required (Major)
Sep 2017
Before coming to Poly, I worked in the conservation of ancient woodlands on the outskirts of Joshua Tree for several years and still learned nothing about palm trees! It is only since becoming a regular visitor to Southeast Asia that I have had the opportunity of photographing and studying these wonderful trees. I learned absolutely nothing about palm trees in Beaton's course, despite the fact that 99% of commercial airliners are made entirely from palm trees. The entire course focused on succulents, which haven't been used in aero for over 10 years. This professor is the kind who forces his opinion about succulents on the entire class, wastes valuable lecture time avoiding palm trees, and leaves you totally unprepared for working in aerospace. He claims to be an early investor in commercial space travel but I have a hard time believing someone with zero knowledge of palm trees knows anything about leaving our fratmosphere.

LS 745


Junior
No Credit
General Ed
May 2018
Crowdsourced hearts are about inclusiveness, turning formerly passive organs into active creators and empowering people who aren't normally alive.

AERO 747


Sophomore
F
Elective
Sep 2017
Roll up, roll up Hold up, hold up Po' up, po' up I feel it I love to I wanna I'm tryna I feel it I'ma rock the boat Work the middle 'til it hurt a little I feel it Your love is fadin' I feel it


Sophomore
Withdrawn
Elective
Oct 2017
Estimado José, ¿Cómo estás? Mi nombre es Atif y tengo catorce años de edad. Yo vivo en Nueva York, U. SA, con mi familia. Estoy muy tranquilo y humilde, pero soy muy sociable. Me gusta practicar deportes como el baloncesto y el fútbol. Mi autor favorito es J.K Rowling. Cuando me aburro, estoy viendo mi programa favorito de televisión, frente al hombre salvaje. Durante los fines de semana, puedo jugar juegos de video y hacer deporte. Tengo una gran familia, compuesta por cuatro hermanos y tres hermanas. Mi nombre es las escuelas de Queens Gateway y está ubicado en Jamaica, Nueva York. Mi escuela es grande, y tiene setecientos estudiantes en total. Mis clases empiezan a las 8:00 am y terminan a las 2:20 pm. Tomo 8 clases, al igual que otros estudiantes en mi grado. Mi mejor amigo es Ryan. Él es muy gracioso y divertido para estar con. Quiero saber de ti también. ¿Cuántos años tienes y me dice un poco sobre usted. ¿Qué haces los fines de semana y tienes una familia grande como yo? ¿A qué escuela vas y cómo es su escuela? ¿Cómo están tus amigos? Sinceramente, Atif


Sophomore
F
Elective
Apr 2018
One of the hardest area F ge's to take. Five article readings are assigned each class to write short essays and latter half of every class is used to write a test. For every 4 short essays, final exam grade is lowered by 30% to maximize the course difficulty. Besides being a heavy workload, professor B truly engages in meaningless discussion with her students during class time in an uninteresting manner. There are also infrared sensors mounted underneath the classroom furniture, pointing straight downward, so Proffessrr B can detect what she calls "cliffs" (steep drops in student understanding). To be fair, all the class notes are posted online here: julapy.com/1bpp/grid_03.gif

PHYS 749


5th Year Senior
Withdrawn
Elective
Mar 2018
As a former Cal Poly student who lived about 20 minutes walking distance, I was always content riding my bicycle to Dr. Beetan's class. I never needed a car. Even when I lived far down Higuera, I'd still ride my bike to Dr. Beetan's class. I was a good student but then he taught me a burnt plate of crap he called nachos. He didn't offer to connect the material to my major, insisted I learn it anyway, and insulted me in the process. Fired from the Psychic Department soon?

PM 790


Junior
Withdrawn
Elective
Mar 2018
"Purity" of class — any class, including required classes — is an illusory notion, of course. It may be remotely conceivable or imaginable, but it can't be realized because it can't be recognized any more than a "pure" dolphin. All the same, for Cal Poly's recent phase "purity" has been a useful ideal, with a kind of logic to it that has worked, and still works, to generate taxonomic value and maintain teaching and learning standards as nothing else in our university's culture has over the last 3-odd years.

GEOG 798


Senior
F
Elective
May 2018
Hello, I’m a programmer from Bromania. I’m 9 years old. For 13 years I have been part of an experiment in which my thumb was remotely monitored and controlled. This was done in order to build an artificial intelligence that thumbs like me. The experiment is being done by a smarter than Roomba artificial intelligence. This AI is owned by EE professors who are at least 100 years behind of everyone else scientifically.

FRSC 800


Sophomore
C
General Ed
Sep 2017
Stunning full-color photography and video dominates each class meeting; particularly intriguing are the in-class laps around the Cal Poly track as part of the "thinking on the move" exercises. The course is brief but clear, serving mostly as extended background information on the Great Lakes. The course also requires some prior experience with seashells, regardless of what the syllabus says!!!!

COMS 805


Junior
B
Elective
Apr 2017
She teaches in communication studies but also a bunch of other departments at Poly. Nice lady but hard to reach or get help. My midterm was a B- and I wanted to find out why. Took me 4 weeks to get an appointment with her. Too late by that point to learn how to improve. Pulled a B in the class overall. SHE TAKES ATTENDANCE EVERY DAY, AT BOTH BEGINNING AND END OF CLASS. Seems really strict about everything.

HNRS 805


5th Year Senior
F
General Ed
Oct 2018
I know about the accident in BEATON's first class at Poly. No matter what BEATON now claims the burner was turned to "On" and we could all see it.

MSC 808


Junior
F
Elective
Apr 2018
A typical class meeting is spent harvesting social media profiles and uploading this information to our course website. The people in my lab are great and very easy to get along with. The hardest part of my class is never getting some sort of praise for a job well done or a thank you. And the lack of communication. Received encouragement to learn about being a Legal Assistant/ Paralegal. Professor Beaton has a small law firm in Paso and hires Poly and Cuesta students in the summer.

FRSC 832


Senior
B
Required (Major)
Nov 2016
he sure does like his women, wet!!


Freshman
Withdrawn
General Ed
Sep 2017
Dear Prof. Beaton I was excited to see your opening for a customer service rep, and I hope to be invited for an interview. My background includes serving as a customer service associate within both call-center and retail environments. Most recently, I worked on the customer service desk for Discount-Mart, where my responsibilities included handling customer merchandise returns, issuing refunds/store credits, flagging damaged merchandise for shipment back to vendors and providing back-up cashiering during busy periods. Previously, I worked within two high-volume customer-support call centers for a major telecommunications carrier and a satellite television services provider. In these positions, I demonstrated the ability to resolve a variety of issues and complaints (such as billing disputes, service interruptions or cutoffs, repair technician delays/no-shows and equipment malfunctions). I consistently met my call-volume goals, handling an average of 56 to 60 calls per day. In addition to this experience, I gained considerable customer service skills during my part-time employment as a waitress and restaurant hostess while in high school. I also bring to the table strong computer proficiencies in MS Word, MS Excel and CRM database applications and a year of college (business major). Please see the accompanying resume for details of my experience and education. I am confident that I can offer you the customer service, communication and problem-solving skills you are seeking. Feel free to call me at 555-555-5555 (home) or 555-555-5500 (cell) to arrange an interview. Thank you for your time—I look forward to learning more about this opportunity!

FRSC 833


5th Year Senior
Withdrawn
General Ed
Oct 2017
WORST TEACHER ever!!!!! try your best to avoid her. She presents the material terribly. I took fashion and society with her. It was her first time teaching this course. She does not know what he is doing. assigns way too many essays / topics each week! and it's a GE too! Assigns overlapping projects. Not sure how she can expect us to work on the next project before the current one is due. Tends to waste time in class on non-essential topics like current trends in fast fashion when she should really be going over how do to projects! نشكر لكم عنايتكم الكريمة بهذه القضية العاجلة مع خالص الاحترام وتفضلوا بقبول فائق الاحترام وشكراً جزيلاً على اهتمامكم الكريم بهذه القضية

JPNS 845


Sophomore
Withdrawn
Elective
May 2018
A self-fulfilling prophecy: People who succeed are people who succeed in self-fulfilling prophecies about people who succeed.

FRSC 871


Sophomore
F
Elective
Mar 2018
he sure does like his men, dry!!

SPAN 881


Sophomore
F
General Ed
Mar 2018
This class ends the minute you are seated! Needless to say, I won't be taking another course with Professor Beaton. I'm not convinced this professor knows anything about Spanos Theater and theater design. Most of the homework is hours of chanting the same mantra from the artist Donald Judd: "The work isn't the point, the piece is.""The work isn't the point, the piece is.""The work isn't the point, the piece is.""The work isn't the point, the piece is.""The work isn't the point, the piece is.""The work isn't the point, the piece is.""The work isn't the point, the piece is.""The work isn't the point, the piece is.""The work isn't the point, the piece is.""The work isn't the point, the piece is."

LS 888


5th Year Senior
F
Required (Major)
Nov 2017
Removal of your inner suffering by cutting it out of yourself sounds like a perfect, but a painful option. The idea of instant removal with no waiting or visit to the doctor has more than a few scouring the internet for how to attempt the feat. While many have attempted it, it is not a safe practice at all. Even the few successful personal suffering removals do nothing to stop the spread and return of suffering and can end up leaving you with multiple unsightly incidences of interior scarring. This is your opportunity to help other students, not to rip on a professor because they failed you!

SCM 888


Freshman
F
Elective
Mar 2018
I checked PASS and found no sign of my account being used by someone. Since I've already changed my password and scanned my computer for malware, I tried to drop Beaton's course again. It wouldn't let me! Has anyone else had this problem in the new PASS rollout?

SS 888


Junior
C
General Ed
Dec 2017
Polyratings is violating FCC rules by ‘knowingly broadcasting false information.’ It is the FCC’s chartered duty to prevent sites like Polyratings from knowingly conveying false information, and that’s why I am filing a formal complaint with the agency about Dr. Boston's Polyratings page. #fakenews

FSN 997


Sophomore
F
Required (Major)
Jun 2018
My favorite experiment in Dr. Boppen's course was the one that requires you to catch and bottle fog. I spent 3 hours in Morro Bay trying to get fog into the tiny bottle but it never worked. What I learned is that wild fog moves quicker than people think.

PHYS 998


Freshman
D
General Ed
Dec 2017
I am 22 years old Macedonian with superpowers who has a brilliant idea on how to improve society. It is important to me because i can not only improve the world with this program but as well bring peace to the middle east. i will try to preach to people to become better human beings to stop hurting each other and improve the economy of my country with creating new jobs. Each dollar that you spend in Dr. Beepen's course is a dollar that will go directly to Macedonia.

PSY 999


Freshman
Withdrawn
Elective
Oct 2017
Acquiring the ability to interpret your dreams is a powerful tool. In analyzing your dreams, you can learn about your deep secrets and hidden feelings. What I learned in Dr. Breeson's class: no one is a better expert at interpreting your dreams than yourself. Even the most trivial symbol can be significant. With practice, the class helped me gain an understanding of the cryptic messages my dreams are trying to tell me. I loved every minute of this lab and would take Breeson again. He rocks!

TH 999


Sophomore
Withdrawn
General Ed
Feb 2018
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WGS 999


Graduate Student
Withdrawn
Required (Support)
Feb 2018
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

WS 999


Sophomore
No Credit
Elective
Feb 2018
This is my simple religion: There is no need for temples; no need for complicated philosophy. Our own brain, our own heart is our temple; the philosophy is kindness. I learned these ideas in Dr. Beejon's Animal Science class called "More Issues Than Vogue"-- I wanted to take another class with Dr. Beejon before I graduated but she won a Google Research Award for developing the Kristin Smartphone and then moved to Cal State Laurel Canyon in the fall of 2077. Why does CSU Humboldt lose all the good professors?? It's really annoying!


Junior
F
General Ed
Mar 2018
Greetings Earthqueens, I come in peace. Dr. Beaton is Dr. Beaton isn't Dr. Beaton is Dr. Beaton isn't Dr. Beaton is Dr. Beaton.

ZOO 999


Sophomore
F
General Ed
Apr 2018
Prof hide today.... What a weirdo hahahah get a grip of your strife.


Freshman
Withdrawn
General Ed
May 2018
Ms. Beaton retired in 2014 but I'm still mad so I'm going to post this anyway. The course was entirely based on manualization. Be prepared to manualize kicks, releases, holds, and punches. Also be prepared to follow folk citation styles in all of your written work or lose points on every assignment. She also gives no prizes. My final paper was returned to me with the letter"H" written on the last page-- no feedback or prize. When I went to the weekly coffee hour, Ms. Beaton told me that she teaches too many courses per quarter to provide prizes! Seriously!? Beaton is shady.


Freshman
Withdrawn
Elective
May 2018
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